The Office of Homeland Security |
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Michael Chertoff, Secretary of Homeland Security | ||||
"We know who you are, we know how you vote" |
As our nation prepares for this war we ask that you be prepared to make personal sacrifices so that we may insure US control of Central Asia and the Middle East. You like SUV's? You'll need the oil! | A Welcome From the President! This office will coordinate the counter-terrorism efforts of more than 40 federal agencies, including the CIA, FBI, the National Guard. I know you will join us in our prayer that God will (only) Bless America! | The President is deeply committed to securing our borders and bringing reform to our immigration system.I promise to keep Americans safe and free while fighting the hordes of terrorists both domestic and abroad. Just cooperate and all will be well. |
Reminder: As of January 1, 2006 every American must carry a National Identity Card |
Get Your Identity Card Turn in Hillary Clinton Turn in a Congressman Turn in a Relative Turn in a Pinko |
Turn in a Democrat Get Your Identity Card Turn in a Commie Turn in Your Parents Turn in a Bus Driver |
Turn in the Deli Clerk Turn in a Neighbor Get Your Identity Card Turn in Your Teacher Turn in a Gay or Lesbian |
Turn in the Paper Boy |
Informants Needed All calls will be kept confidential. We will ask for your name, birthdate and social security number strictly for tracking purposes. This information will not leave our offices nor the offices of the FBI or CIA. |
Suggestions to Preserve Our Freedoms
Never Question Authority. |
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Last updated on Thursday December 15, 2005 |